This is an audio clip of Dan Didio at SDCC. Someone in the audience asked him why the percentage of women on DC’s creative team dropped from 12% to 1%. His response is “What do these numbers mean to you?” and “Who should we be hiring?” I know most of you have read a transcript of the discussion, but you should probably listen to this. I know I imagined a more sarcastic/inquisitive tone on “Who should we be hiring?” so hearing how aggressive he sounds is just. Wow. I would’ve been incredibly uncomfortable had I witnessed this first hand.
I’m pretty sure credit for the audio clip goes to DCWKA, but I could be wrong.
“They’re good men, Erik! They’re just following ducks!”
“I’m going to make him a duck he…
OK I HAVE HAD ENOUGH I HAVE BEEN MAKING SO MANY DUCK-ALTERED QUOTES THAT I- I DON’T EVEN. YEAH SO I COMPILED A LIST OF DUCK-ALTERED QUOTES I DID ON TWITTER. HOPE I DON’T SPAM EVERYONE’S DASH LOOOL
Because he’s the duck Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A duck knight.
"I AM A DUCK" - DUCK GRAYSON —- XMEN
DUCK AND PROUD
Listen to me very carefully, my duck: Killing will not bring you peace.
"We have it in us to be the better ducks." "We already are."
"ARE YOU SURE WE CAN’T SHAVE YOUR DUCK?" "DON’T TOUCH MY DUCK" —- THOR
Whoever wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the duck of Thor.
"I could do it, father! For you! For every duck!" "No, Loki." —- MULAN
BE A DUCK, WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER. BE A DUCK, WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A DUCK, WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE. MYSTERIOUS AS THE DUCK SIDE OF THE MOON. —- WHEN I WAS PRACTICING FOR CHINESE ORALS
鸭子说：＂无风不起浪，事出必有因＂ —- AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
And although his duckbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. —- FINAL FANTASY VII
IF YOU WANT TO BE A DUCK, YOU NEED DREAMS AND HONOUR.
You will be… My duck. My honour… my dreams… They are yours now…” “I am… your duck”
My name is Cloud, DUCK, first class.
When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end. The duck descends from the sky. Wings of light and dark spread afar. She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the duck. We seek it thus, and take to the sky —- STAR WARS
LUKE, I AM YOUR DUCK. DUCK, I AM YOUR FATHER.
I WILL NEVER JOIN THE DUCK SIDE
"The duck you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader." (LMAO THE ORIGINAL WAS "The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader." -MASTER YODA) —- SOME RANDOM THING I CHANGED FROM MY SENIOR
3 words, eight letters, I love duck. (loool thats 10 letters though) (IN WHICH I WAS CORRECTED COS IT WAS ACTUALLY 9 LETTERS LMAO) —- LORD OF THE RINGS
"I will take the duck," he said, "though I do not know the way."
"Oathbreakers, why have ye come?" And a voice was heard out of the night that answered him, as if from far away: "To fulfil our oath and have duck." Then Aragorn said: "The duck has come at last."
A DUCK IS NEVER LATE, FRODO BAGGINS. NOR IS HE EARLY. HE ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO.
"What are we holding on to, Sam?" "That there’s some ducks in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for."
"Go on! Throw it into the fire! What are you waiting for!? Just let it go!!" "… The duck is mine…" "No… No…. NO!!!!"
Oh no! Duck… Mr. Duck, wake up… Don’t leave me here alone. Don’t go where I can’t follow… Wake up.
We set out to save the duck, Sam. And it has been saved… But not for me.
OK THATS ALL. Until later on when I suddenly get a brain blast again.